Very Important Message - I'm not here to meet ANYONE!! My sole reason for being here is to write entertaining diary entries and, judging from the very positive feedback I have received, many of you are enjoying them immensely. However, although I'm not here to meet anyone (second time I've said that), I still enjoy flirtatious banter with handsome witty men (not boys). Pictures of c*cks have their place, so...
Looking for something fairly casual but regular. No one night stands. I prefer to get to know someone first.
Looking for someone who's turned on by naughty stuff as well as normal stuff.
I don't generally respond to winks so if you want to talk to me, send me a message... Cheeky always gets my attention!
I feel I should clarify the above:
***NO ONE NIGHT STANDS***
Each to their...
Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
I'm not looking for any encounters, meet ups or NSA sex. I like the chat only
Hi, well I'm not sure if this is the right site for me - I'm certainly not looking for casual sex, more a casual relationship. It's not all about sex for me, though that is one aspect, but I'd like a friend to chat to and laugh with - nothing too serious. A little about me - I'm short and a larger lady at a size 16, mid length brown...
I'm 42 years old got a naughty sence of humour very open minded up for suggestions! Looking for a sexy playmate! Remember I'm a lady not a shag mattress and there's always a line but most of you just tip toe across it ! Come and say hello I don't bite x
Hiya guys, I enjoy a bit of company and escapism on here from time to time. Feel free to get in touch - I don't care about age, race, marital status etc. I can click with anyone :-) Sheila x
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I am me, and i hope u respect me for not changing to please anyone. may as well clear it up now, i am not really curvy, i am just fat. But i am happy. You dont like it dont contact me. I also have tattoos. 4 currently but wanting more. Again. If that's not your thing then so be it I live at home so can't have people over...
I am me, and i hope u respect me for not changing to please anyone.
may as well clear it up now, i am not really curvy, i am just fat. But i am happy. You dont like it dont contact me.
looking for someone to make me happy, and hopefully i can do the same for u ;-)
love films, love to cuddle up on the sofa with a...
Looking for a fb must be over 36 years old married or single ! Looking too meet up twice or more a week,must have good hygiene and shaved x if you think this is you please get in touch xx
Im on here to meet new people and have some fun dates ..nothing more as not looking for a long term relationship right now .. I travel a lot with my job and have a great circle of friends so if youre in the south lets chat and see what happens .. Happy, fun and enjoy all the usual stuff like eating out, drinks, clubs and duvet days lol ..oh...
Hi single girl looking for someone to click with.any questions just ask me.
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company,humour and casual encounters.Not after one night stands more of a friend with a benifits and regular meets with that someone looking for the same thing. And most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not...
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Not really sure what im looking for , Not interested in anyone already in a relationship or married . there is a filter in place on age and also needs a pic to get through the filter .
Single mum, witty and outspoken!
Looking to find somebody to share free time: chat, cuddles, drinks who knows?
Want know anything else just ask. GSOH and honesty required!
Not into phone fun, webcams or naked pictures exchange ...
If your idea is to have a virtual whatever then leave me out.
If we chat, email or txt and you change your mind.... that is OK but please tell me...it's only...
hi, I am here for fun..but looking for one guy rather than lots of different ones..if you ask to meet in opening message I will delete..it might be nsa fun but I like to connect with whom I meet..not just fuck and go..prefer guys over forty and I like a hairy chest too..humour is important too..not interested in beards..clean shaven please....so come say hi but it wont guarantee you a...
We are looking for NSA fun. We are a confident and very open minded couple. Discretion is a must. Young, fun, bubbly and up for anything!!! We are looking to spice things up and we are very adventurous couple.. NSA fun and discretion is a must. Ok a little bit about what we are looking for. We like to take care of our selves. We don't take life too seriously...
***Truly, I do not know how to say this any more clearly, but, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MEN AGED 50+, WITH A CHUNKY/STOCKY BUILD, OR WHO HAVE AN EMPTY PROFILE!! Please - don't waste my time or yours!*** I'm an intelligent, responsive, sensual 'BBW' (size 28) seeking something REGULAR, and hopefully at least semi-committed/serious, with a reliable, honest and highly-sexed single man in the London area (NW especially, or Herts/Bucks)....
Do you want to know how I am going to make my millions or how I am going to spend it?! What am I looking for? A tall, articulate man in his mid 30s to mid 40s who can show a lady a good time! I am not after a serious relationship but still want to meet someone regularly that can hold a decent conversation and has a good sense...